A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since he’s in need of petrol, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?". The man says "Sorry – we’re right out of petrol." So the man considers, and says "Well, I’m a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that up?" And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either." The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his windscreen, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can’t do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant, "Just what kind of petrol station is this ?" The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, this is just an IRA front." The man then says "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tires!"
This 26 page ebook contains 75 of the best Irish jokes you’ll find anywhere. You’ll laugh so hard you’ll blow Guinness out your nose.
with input from comics and writers including David Brenner, Jim Brogan, Dick Cavett, Larry David, Al Franken, Larry Gelbart, Jon Groff, Richard Jeni, Jonathan Katz, Chris Kelly, Billy Kimball, Robert Klein, Richard Lewis, Jackie Martling, William Novak, and Gene Perret.
Over 500 Yo Mamma jokes are crammed into this 21 page ebook… Yo mama’s so dumb, she told me to meet her at the corner of Walk and Don’t Walk. Yo mama’s so fat, her driver’s license says "Picture continued on other side." Yo mama’s so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock. Yo mama’s so old, when she was in school there was no history class. You get the idea 🙂
Almost 200 Q & A jokes directed at one of the few minorities left we can make fun of without getting sued, arrested or beheaded… blondes.
Yes we love ’em, but we love making fun of ’em too. Q: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer? A: There’s white-out on the screen. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH, VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. Q: What’s black and crispy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blond electrician
"The Online Joke Book Collection: A Collection Of On-Line Jokes And Stories Collected From Friends And Unknown Web Travelers" by Edward Goss
This collection includes Volumes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 of the Online Joke Book. That’s over 250 pages of jokes and miscellaneous humor. If you can’t find something funny in here, then you’d better check you have a pulse.
"Get Paid to Make People Laugh" (without being a comedian or a clown)… by John Cantu
Imagine getting paid to make people laugh… even if you can’t tell a joke. It’s perhaps the most fun way to earn an extra $700 to $7,000 a month ever created. And, you can do it part time — at your convenience — or full time. It’s completely up to you. How?
Humor coach and former owner of the legendary San Francisco comedy club, the Holy City Zoo, John Cantu was interviewed to uncover the never-before-revealed — and fail-safe — approaches he has used with his clients over the past 30 years.
This ebook is packed with practical, easy-to-implement, and often surprising information. For example, it makes absolutely no difference how young, old, tall, short, funny, attractive, educated or shy you may be. And, no specialized skills are required. You don’t even need to be good at telling jokes.
Cantu says: "If you are able to talk to other people, you can succeed at earning money with humor!"
Best of all, Cantu shows you exactly how in this entertaining and to-the-point ebook. It is filled with ingenious, easy to use, no-fail ideas, techniques and methods… guaranteed to work for you.
Every profession has its own closely guarded tips and techniques for success. And this step by step report, reveals seven of those humor tips and techniques that professional "funny folk" use to make you laugh out loud.
There are over two dozen ways you can get paid for making people laugh without having to deliver snappy one-liners or take a pie in the face. You can write it or you can talk it. This concise report gives you that extra edge you’ve been looking for to make people laugh.
"Youre in for an unusual treat, a treat that is only exceeded by the treat Im getting writing the foreword to this wonderful book by my friend, Cliff Kuhn. When I received the manuscript I couldnt wait to read it, and read it I did, twice. And Im proud to be a small part of what I believe is one of the best how to books I have ever read. The how to aspect comes from one of the most prolific men of medicine I have ever known. As well as being an expert about laughter and the healing power it can bring, Cliff Kuhn brings us into the broader world of humor that has been either verboten or laid back so far that no one has recognized it. It needed someone like Cliff to breathe some air into it for all to see and understand." – Jerry Lewis
The Joke Master Series was specifically designed by professional comedian and author Steve Roye to show both the average person and professionals alike how to improve their joke telling abilities to the maximum extent possible.
The chances are great that you could be missing the funniest jokes to tell without the joke selection secrets provided in this guide!
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